January 2011
9 posts
Jan 29th
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The Fatling Follows Up!
Word, Fanlings, word.  I am now entering the jittery phase of my coffee experience.  Right, THIS is why I stopped drinking it in the first place.  I feel extremely energetic, but it feels like my brain is pinging around 3 feet above and behind me.  Caffeine, caffeine, Lama Sabachthani! Anyway, Kristina, I was trying to leave a note or respond to you or whatever, but Tumblr hates me and it hates...
Jan 28th
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Just Another Fatling Friday
Oh, my scrumptious little Fanlings!  How are you?  No, really, how are you? I’m fine, although my cursor just disappeared for a few minutes, and that was extremely disconcerting.  Without my cursor, I am nothing.  Nothing! I’m not really sure what we’re discussing today, but I just drank a cup of coffee for the first time in weeks, so it seems prudent to attempt to capitalize...
Jan 28th
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“When we complain about men raping, abusing, harassing, and refusing us our human...”
– Unknown (via littlelightx) (via punchandgetout) Do you not think that the problem might come from the very fact that you are angry at …us for complaining, rather than angry at your fellow boys and men for this enduring misogyny? Do you not think that the problem might come from the very fact that...
Jan 28th
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My New Fatlosophy
But enough about anorexics!  Let’s get back to the The Fatling’s favorite subject:  The Fatling! I have continued to be a non-smoker, lo, these past several weeks, except for one time when I kind of got wasted on Miller Lite and boy howdy, it wasn’t worth it.  Because, oh, yeah, I’m drinking again a little bit, having found a strategem involving Excedrin Migraine that...
Jan 15th
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Pro-Ana or Not Pro-Ana?
Okay, Fanlings, I don’t quite know how this happened, but for some reason I am following/followed by some pro-anorexia (“pro-ana,” hereafter) bloggers,  They were nice enough to follow me and so, being the polite Midwesterner I am, I followed back.  That’s when I realized that these chicks were posting calorie counts, exercise regimens and “thinspiration” photos...
Jan 15th
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“The family of a 24-year old Peace Corps volunteer from Atlanta, Kate Puzey, says...”
– Let it be known: The Fatling loves Sady Doyle. I actually don’t have time or space to write about this in detail. But yeah. This is what my e-mail inbox looks like. My whole thing? About being mean to dudes on the Internet? Is based on two things. The meaner and louder and more confrontational I...
Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
12 notes
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Somewhere, There's A Place For Us
Oh, Fanlings, you know I only neglect you because I love you, right?  And also because I am very busy working my Fatling ass off to make some $$$ so Adoring Husband and I can pay our taxes come April.  As we all know, April, come she will…to hijack our disposable income.  Look, Fanlings I have a lot going on right now.  A lot.  I’m working, I’m writing, I’m performing,...
Jan 5th