April 2011
7 posts
Somebody get this guy a fish.
This is awesome, for mainly private reasons. Also, yes I plan to live to blog another day, but right now I am enjoying having my apartment all to myself as Adoring Husband is out on a rare social call. I miss getting drunk alone…
smartalexnation:
I don’t like the way he’s looking at me.
March 2011
9 posts
FatChat No. 1
me: new sketch idea: future foot fetishists of america.
the fatling: Does that involve pedophilia somehow? No pun intended...
11 tags
Fatnoyance
So I log onto a blog that I read on a daily basis, only to discover this:
In light of the earthquake in Japan, I don’t think any kind of Friday fun blogging is appropriate. Thoughts are with the people of this small but dense island country, and all others that are in the way of the tsuamis that are spreading out from this 8.9 earthquake.
Ummm…okay. Look, the Fatling is not up on...
14 tags
Fatcrastination
Fanlings and Fatlurkers, I’ve been procrastinating a lot at my job this week. I am doing it right now. I have been doing it so much that I didn’t even let myself go into the office for bagels and the enormous, glorious snack room. We’re into day two of mainly eating blue corn sesame tortilla chips, and those are almost gone. I also have had a nectarine and two Diet Cokes. I...
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The Feminine Touché: Adventures in Maternal... →
All thirteen of you should check this out.
thefemininetouche:
As I’m getting older, I’m beginning to realize that there is a possibility that I will be just an AWFUL parent. I have a young nephew, which in itself makes me a maternal failure since I’m the oldest of 4 girls by a huge margin (I’m 6 years older than my next oldest sister). So I have failed…
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Non-Anonymous
Listen up, Fanlings and Fatlurkers, the Fatling has been outed! The Fatling has mixed feelings on this development, but isn’t terribly concerned, since no one’s reading this blog anyway. Point being, a friend’s foolish decision to link up all of her social networking tools revealed my Fatdentity to the rest of the known non-Fativerse.
I sometimes wonder if my desire for...
“And this is where I always refer to the example of ‘Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman’.”
– one of the many joys of writing & producing with The Fatling. (via ihops) 