April 2011
7 posts
The Fatling is Coming
Listen, Fanlings, my pioneer commentary is coming, I promise. I have been busy all week with my various real jobs and watching Make It or Break It and Game of Thrones, so, you know, deal.
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Deadwood Blogging
Some people have religion; the Fatling has Deadwood.
For a long time, the Fatling, like most self-respecting bleeding-heart hipsters, counted The Wire as her favorite HBO series. This despite my belief that only the first three seasons are canon and a pretty strong distaste for the fifth and final season. It’s still a terrific show, and it introduced me to the man candy that is Idris...
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The Fatling Rides Again
Fanlings! Have you missed me? Probably not, but let’s just pretend like you did, mmmmkay?
There are still a number of things I’d like to write about on here, so don’t fret, I’m not leaving this blog to the realm of cobwebs and mothballs just yet.
But before we get to that, let’s have some fun with the Fatling’s mailbag! I’ve only ever received one...
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The Fatling Chats With International Travelers
me: hold on--for some reason my Harry Connick Jr Xmas CD keeps coming up on itunes
Isa: HA!
me: fuck me
seriously, Harry Connick Jr
fuck me
Isa: dude, harry connick jr's dad?
MONDO ASSFACE
me: I KNOW RIGHT
Isa: harry connick sr = everything wrong with america!
me: i was like, how could you have created something so beautiful you felching sack of cumstain
Isa: please put this exchange on your tumblr.
me: hahahahaha
i am totally going to start updating it tonight
i already had a whole plan!
Isa: or i will put it on femikaze
me: but then i got drunk
Isa: yay plan!
ha
"i was gonna update my blog/but i got drunk"
me: "i was gonna revise this sketch/but i got drunk"
Isa: OH GOD IT'S THE BUFFY SCENE WHERE SPIKE TRIES TO RAPE HER
me: HAWT
Isa: because, yes, i am in a foreign country and illegally streaming buffy episodes.
me: I WOULD TOTALLY LET SPIKE RAPE ME
Isa: i want to write some kind of buffy-related sketch
at some point
me: i am glad you left the country to accomplish this important work
Isa: yes. clearly. clearly this trip is worthwhile.
