July 2011
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Expecto Fatronum
Happy Harry Potter Day, Fanlings! My, but it is the end of an era, is it not? Single adult women everywhere will have to find a new age-inappropriate obsession. I suggest they get into the Rocky Horror Picture Show. That way they can still get dressed up for a midnight movie, but their chances of getting laid increase exponentially. WHAM! The Fatling: Helping thirty-something virgins get...
