Okay, it’s been confirmed that Her Fatness is all caught up on this blog, so I’ll pick up regular posting again at erratic and unpredictable times. Like right now!
I just did a Google search on “the fatling,” because I am very humble (you can tell because I didn’t use any caps). This site is the first result, but I also discovered that, according to the free dictionary by Farlex, the word “fatling” actually means “a young farm animal fattened for killing.” Which is disappointing. I’d always thought I was fattening myself up for a natural death at a ripe old age. Although according to this definition, I will be forever young (yay!) and a farm animal (boo! Or baa…).